at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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