Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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