I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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