xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
