69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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