Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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