Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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