She's JV to your varsity
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Shame - the story of my life.
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