Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We had to coat check the pizza.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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