Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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