We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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