We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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