I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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