U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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