Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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