Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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