This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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