I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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