on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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