I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
How does one acquire holy water?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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