but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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