talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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