This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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