No, drunk sperm still make babies.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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