But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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