no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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