I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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