ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He? As in you personified your dick?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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