you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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