His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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