it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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