no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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