You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
do nipples grow back?
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