So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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