I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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