I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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