Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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