i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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