well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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