So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I need to calm my uterus...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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