and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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