I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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