i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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