Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can you repeat that, but with context?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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