Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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