Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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