Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
