how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
