Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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