did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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