it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Come share oat with me in your robe
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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