I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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