I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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