I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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