You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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