Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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